[Too bad she didn't meet him during his ACTUAL nerddom. It has sent him a bit into pirate overload. That and the possession. He needs to feel more his old self more than ever.


A little kidnapping escapade might help with that.]

HOW dangerous, darling? The sort that might slash open a man's belly, spilling his innards? Or the sort what might cast a spell on him that causes all of his toenails to fall out and his extremities to shrivel into blackened stumps? Or the sort what just spreads horrible rumors to a man's circle of acquaintance about his nocturnal habits?